Holiday Minimalist Pillows

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

'You know what I hate? The commercialization of Christmas. There's just too much emphasis on the buying of gifts. . .'

Japanese Christmas.

'No luggage.'

"Okay, I think that's all the holiday decorating I'm doing this year."

"No, I don't think watching a Christmas tree on your laptop is festive. I think you're too lazy and cheap to go get a real tree."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Happy Easter

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Easter Egg Island

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Poinsettia

A Christmas tree self portrait

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Christmas Craftwork

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

The Big Tree

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Decorating the Stables

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

Santa hosing the Chimney.

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."