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'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'How very Cumbria.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Segregated Beach

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'Beach snowman.'

New Hampshire Minute

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Seasonal shopping.

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

Rubber Ring

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'Happy New Year!'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!