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"Try rolling on the ground! Roll around on the ground!"

'I hear your distribution network is second to none.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

'I'm feeling a bit cynical this year. Just bring me cash.'

We never get to see Santa. Her braces set off the metal detector.

Well, the kids are ready for Pesach

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Well, that's us FINALLY paid off all the bills from Christmas last year.'

Covid 19 Christmas Nativity Scene.

'It's beginning to look at lot like Christmas.'

Christmas Shopping for Dummies

"Where's Timmy Turkey? He's missing out on a splendid Christmas feast!"

"October? Already?"

"I always wait till Labor Day to check if he's still alive."

'Honey, have you seen my suit?'

Road traffic accident with aliens and Santa Claus.

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

'C'mon in Rudolph, these ain't no reindeer games.'

'The Easter bunny doesn't come down the chimney. He hides his eggs in the backyard.'

Good Dog!...Bad dog!...Good dog!....Nice dog!...Very bad dog!....Good dog!....Good dog!...Naughty dog!..."

Santa's office with 'In' and 'You'd better watch Out' Trays.

'I'm afraid I can't find anything that matches your current salary of sixty million cookies, and twenty thousand gallons of milk.'

"Worst case of wrapping paper cuts that I've ever treated!"

"Me? I'm just here for the babes."

'We may run out of toys. Will you accept stocks and bonds.'

Don't fly and text.

Santa on motorbike.

Christmas quarrels

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

'My list is pretty long this year, so I brought it on a flash drive.'

'How appropriate that at the end of this Olympic year we have consumed 250 Brussels Sprouts. A New World Record!'

Christmas Cat

"I'll meet you back at the sleigh. I've just got to go powder my nose."

Turkey Farm is awfully quiet this time of year!