Holiday Humorists Prints

"Try rolling on the ground! Roll around on the ground!"

'I hear your distribution network is second to none.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'Well, don't just stand there Tommy! Open it up and see what's inside!'

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

We never get to see Santa. Her braces set off the metal detector.

'I'm feeling a bit cynical this year. Just bring me cash.'

Well, the kids are ready for Pesach

'Well, that's us FINALLY paid off all the bills from Christmas last year.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Covid 19 Christmas Nativity Scene.

'It's beginning to look at lot like Christmas.'

'Honey, have you seen my suit?'

Christmas Shopping for Dummies

'The Easter bunny doesn't come down the chimney. He hides his eggs in the backyard.'

"I always wait till Labor Day to check if he's still alive."

'C'mon in Rudolph, these ain't no reindeer games.'

Santa's office with 'In' and 'You'd better watch Out' Trays.

'I'm afraid I can't find anything that matches your current salary of sixty million cookies, and twenty thousand gallons of milk.'

"October? Already?"

Good Dog!...Bad dog!...Good dog!....Nice dog!...Very bad dog!....Good dog!....Good dog!...Naughty dog!..."

"Where's Timmy Turkey? He's missing out on a splendid Christmas feast!"

Road traffic accident with aliens and Santa Claus.

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Christmas Cat

Santa on motorbike.

'My list is pretty long this year, so I brought it on a flash drive.'

'We may run out of toys. Will you accept stocks and bonds.'

'If you give me your email address, I'll put you on my mailing list.'

Christmas decorations.

'How appropriate that at the end of this Olympic year we have consumed 250 Brussels Sprouts. A New World Record!'

'What do you mean the eggnog we left for Santa last night was off?'

Turkey Farm is awfully quiet this time of year!