Holiday Helpers Prints

Self-Isolating: Happy Easter

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Camping-Pong

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

'See you in two weeks!'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Studio in December

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Christmas Canapes

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"She can't take any constructive criticism."

The New Normal

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Dog in Christmas outfit with cracker.