Holiday Harmony Seekers Gifts

Lots of Santas singing

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Ice Skater

Snowman

Tipping Pain Chart

Reindeer

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Just one more choccy...

Separation Anxiety

Merry Kissmas

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

O Christmas Tea

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Wishing you a very harmonious Christmas

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

Bird plucking a cello

"Maybe this year..."

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Four Stages of Christmas.

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

Choirboy

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Five

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

Little Boy Missing Christmas