Holiday Foodie Prints

"Man, I am stuffed."

"We met over the holidays."

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the heat and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

Pig eating Christmas pudding

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to cancel your Thanksgiving."

Christmas Wine

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Thank you for this food, and protect us from the additives and preservatives therein."

Turkey Decoy

Night of the Latkes

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Panettone

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"