Holiday Dreaming T-Shirts

'I hate February.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

How to fight a vampire snowman

Holiday Aerobics.

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

Watchdog on Holiday

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Sand Snowmen

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"Yipeee!"

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."