Holiday Dreamers T-Shirts

'Children, remember me saying that Santa was quite poorly? Well, I've got some very sad news...'

Watchdog on Holiday

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

'We'd like somewhere with sand, sun, beaches and skiing.'

Fooled: Man in the Arctic dressed for a summer holiday.

"Another lousy Monday morning...your on Holiday."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Holiday Cottage price list

Dreaming of a supplyside Christmas season.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"I have a feeling Mr. Phillips has a vacation coming soon."

"Well, the brochure did say all the rooms come with a sea view."

Clara and the Nutcracker

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

"Yipeee!"

Sand Snowmen

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve