Holiday Deal Seeker Prints

'I dread holidays when we slash prices at the Dollar Store.'

Carefree luggage.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

A private jet takes off

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Airplane Mode.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Basic economy

'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'