Holiday Seekers Prints

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Tourists in Egypt

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

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"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Ice Skater

Summertime.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Snowman

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Did you say psst?.'

The Airport.

The Desert Island Package

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Just one more choccy...

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Merry Kissmas

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

Hello from the lakes!

Back to the Holidays

"Honey, run!"

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'