Holiday Seekers Prints

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Tourists in Egypt

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

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"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Ice Skater

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Summertime.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Snowman

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Did you say psst?.'

The Airport.

The Desert Island Package

Just one more choccy...

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Merry Kissmas

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Back to the Holidays

"Honey, run!"

Hello from the lakes!