Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.
Hold Line Heroes T-Shirts
Get your hold line heroes a t-shirt that’s as sharp and dependable as they are. Ideal for casual workdays or downtime, these shirts celebrate their vital role with a witty touch.
-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you
'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'
"Is this the queue for Funworld?"
We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.
"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."
'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'
"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."
"I just need you to come up with something brilliant before the weekend."
"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."
A pirate fishes using his hook.
'Termites devour my house, the kids devour the hair off my head and taxes devour all my profits... I'm at the bottom of the food chain'!
Turkey Hotline
The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.
Stand in the Q.
"Don't even think about letting them in until the house is dirty again."
How is the homeschooling going?
'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'
'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'
"Woopsee! Wrong button. And after you got through all those menus, too! Too bad. Good luck next time! hahaha!"
'Federal Communications Commission - May I help you?'
"We're going to see outbreaks of 'The garden needs rain' followed by 'I like it hot but this is too hot' ..."
This is not what I meant by "huddled masses."
City Bank
Airline queues.
House.
'That's the last time I ever let you try to fix the microwave.'
Please hold while precious moments of your life tick away
'Sorry, but your time on hold has expired. CLICK!'
'OK, I clicked on the help page. Now - how do I get it to just listen?'
World of P.C.'s Customer Call Centre
'This is the tenth invitation for dinner since Thanksgiving. Everyone wants to get rid of leftovers.'
'How do you work this thing?'
I told you there was something weird about that horizon line.
"I'm sorry. All of our advisors are busy ignoring other customers at the moment."
Hold Line Heroes T-Shirts Collection
Hold Line Heroes Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that pay tribute to the hold line heroes who keep our communication flowing smoothly.
Hold Line Heroes Pillows
Find cozy pillows that thank your hold line heroes with humor and warmth, ideal for their home or office.
Hold Line Heroes Prints
Browse our framed prints that honor your hold line heroes—great for decorating their workspaces with appreciation and style.