Hogmanay Prints

Happy Hog - Manet

Happy Hogmanay!

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"They're comfortable."

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

'I found the termites!'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

I did it my way.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Lovely dovetail."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."