Hockey Buff Prints

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Always with the String Theory."

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Surreal ale

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

Arch of Triumph Save

Melanie Griffith

Kick! Go for it!

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Woody Allen

Amy Winehouse

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Planner at work.

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Morgan Freeman