Hobo Prints

"I like to think of myself as a free-range human being."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

Crusty Bread

'Born again birthdays don't count.'

"Tomorrow - it's always tomorrow with you. I tell you, I'm getting pretty fed-up with your mood-swings. . ."

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

Barrister laughing at the judge's jokes

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

Archbishop Jokes.

'It's alright-he won't bite!'

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

'Alien waiting to fill up lots of bottles from a drinking fountain.'

"Me? A bum? Why, no. I just love trains."

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

Ever since he was a little magazine, he had been deathly afraid of spiders, and he didn't like where this was going,

'Okay, we'll meet six sharp, at the rail yard!'

'I second the motion that we stick to the plan of having no plan.'

"...and when did you first start thinking you were Napoleon's dog?"

Wow, you can play "Flight of the Bumblebee" on the oboe! I took a speed-reeding course.

Aquatic neurotic: 'It's too wet.'

"It's the addition for our family room."