Hobo Chic Appreciator Gifts

"Me? A bum? Why, no. I just love trains."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Teapot

"He's deliciously vintage."

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

"Put another minnow on my line!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Wearing all black

Gallery Guide

Lady having her hair dyed

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

"Somewhere in France Balzac, the parrot, cries Yves Saint Laurent, Yves Saint Laurent, every time the doorbell rings."

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

'He's still got his looks - good job I've got used to them.'

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Man in bright shirt distracts cinema goers.

Count Dracula discovered a mirror was of no use in his self-portrait attempt.

How very Hampstead!

Sloane Ranger.

'I have to tell you,Tristan- I'm beginning to feel used....'

"I can't walk in these shoes, which is a problem, because I can't sit down in this skirt."

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

"I've never been able to convince a mustache to move in with my face."

Cat and Mouse.

'He said I looked beautiful in the gown I was wearing...then he asked if he could borrow it!'

'I second the motion that we stick to the plan of having no plan.'