Hobbyist In Training Mugs

Retirement Presentation - ...try and get a hobby so you won't be calling back to see us.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

The Hobby Store

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Yep, that's it - seven pages, I only write what I know."

Construction safety.

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"Thanks for letting me borrow the car, Dad. And would you mind speaking with the police outside?"

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

Little Beverly Cards

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'They say he's toughest inspector around.'

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

Model Airplanes

Rudy, you seem like someone who enjoys his free time. You've got many hobbies. Wouldn't you like some more time to pursue your personal interests? Stop. Are you reading from a management manual? A terrific solution may be to cut back your work hours. I told you to stop.

God fishing.

'You just slip it in and it's done. I don't know why you spend all that time building those ships in a bottle when a row boat is much easier.'