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Time-lapse philately

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Police Feline Unit

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Selling lemon latt�

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Cariactures

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Do Not Resuscitate

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Cannonball!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'