Hobbit Hero Fan Pillows

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"He was a very good boy."

Superheroes take a selfie

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

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Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

"Which one's yours?"

'This is a job for a consultant.'

'Supercat.'

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.