History Punster Mugs

'Caesar salad?'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

K9 Literati

Dogs life

'Out, damned Spot.'

Tequila Mockingbird

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

Veloci-Rapper

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Mystery of the Poets

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

2B or not 2B

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

Beauty and the Baste

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

"Damn autocorrect!"

Optometrist Humor

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."