History Of Television Aficionado Pillows

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Driverless cars rage.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"What did you download at school today?"

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."