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'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Servicemen.

Knight Golfing

Moses' Tablet

'Where was the TSA?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"It is we."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

New Resident of Downing Street

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Ten Commandments

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Un ballo in maschera

Caption Contest TK

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Lucky Stars.

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Hoxton map.

The Red Baron meets his match.

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

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