History-loving Sibling T-Shirts

'Me too, I can remember exactly where I was when President Lincoln was shot.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Lucky Stars.

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

'Where does this go?'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Warhol Exhibit

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

England.

Isaac Newton...stumped.

"I never read Mein Kampf. My dad read it to me. I liked when he did the voices."

Snakes Return To Ireland

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Trump Memorial

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

'What really stung is when they wanted the Magna Carta notarized!'

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

British Prime Ministers.

The Wellington Statue.

Campaign 2010.

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Beach Ball in No-Man's Land

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

The small servant's dinner

"O.K., now can you make like a million little tiny ones?"