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Snakes Return To Ireland

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

Servicemen.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Knight Golfing

'Where was the TSA?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Moses' Tablet

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

"All my symptoms are old ... "

That's What Happens

Trump secret police

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"It is we."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

The Other Cooperstown

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'