History Enthusiast Friend Pillows

'Mr and Mrs John Smith.'

"Bon pillage!"

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

President Grant's Civil Service Reform is not to the Taste of Either Party, despite Professed Enthusiasm

Ad Valorem

George Galloway

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Servicemen.

Southwark Fair.

Knight Golfing

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Moses' Tablet

'Where was the TSA?'

Cut!

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

That's What Happens

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Trump secret police

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"It is we."

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'