History-loving Parent Gifts

Trump Memorial

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Servicemen.

Knight Golfing

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'Where was the TSA?'

Moses' Tablet

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

That's What Happens

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"It is we."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Trump secret police

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'