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Signed Baseball - Scientists,

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Skate or die."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

Aluminium Henge

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Europa takes a selfie

Trump 2.0

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

Theodore Roosevelt.

'You mean you once had to WRITE letters?'

"How the hell are you?"

'Last child without her own cell phone' museum exhibit.

"Anyhow, according to the Science 'Times,' things would have turned out quite a bit differently if that meteor had hit Earth."

"In the olden days, these things were used to store your contact details."

Noah's Dinghy

Noah directs animals aboard the ark featuring first class and tourist sections.

Opium Den 2019

So... ten commandments.

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

'Godfrey is our only man who retains the skill to check e-books against original source material.'

Odesa, Between the Airstrikes

'I don't know whether the shepherds had infrared imaging equipment or not. I just know they were watching their flocks by night.'

"Look darling, a wandering minstrel."

'I just know one of the kings brought gold, dear. I don't know if he bought it with his gold card.'

Modern Nativity

"In 1492 was America red or blue?"

'I want to make a happy home for my family, but I have a strong need to pursue my career as an actress. What a painful conflict for me. If I only had someone to talk to about this.'