History-enthusiast Cousin Pillows

Always taking everyone at his word phobia: 'Our problems are over. We've signed a treaty with the United States government.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Nobody Upstages Trump!

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Lucky Stars.

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

Victoria's Jubilee and the Empire

'Where does this go?'

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

The Election Strategy

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Ad Valorem

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

1998: A Look Back

England.

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

Isaac Newton...stumped.

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

'It wasn't that close...'

"I never read Mein Kampf. My dad read it to me. I liked when he did the voices."

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

President Grant's Civil Service Reform is not to the Taste of Either Party, despite Professed Enthusiasm

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

'What really stung is when they wanted the Magna Carta notarized!'

Attempts to boost morale on the retreat from Moscow