Historical Workplace Fan T-Shirts

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

Paul Klee

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Best before 65 million BC.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Stephen Spender.

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Here's the feasibility study you wanted, Chief."

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

August Comte

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Davy Crocat

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Elvis' autopsy

The boss is world famous for his profound analysis of human nature, but to work here all you need to know one grunt is yes and two is no.

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

Christopher Marlowe

Ludwig van Beethoven

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

Sightseeing Bus

Pablo Picasso

"I'm sorry - he's just left the office..."

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

Philosopher

Furthest bounced drunk.