Historical Tradition Gifts

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Pearly King and Queen

"I love these old decorations!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Out of kilter.

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Christmas on Other Planets.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"It was her mothers"

Baptism Then and Now

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

Midwest Winter Items.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'