Historical Tradition Gifts

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I love these old decorations!"

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

'Och lye the news'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

All-Candy Seder.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Folk Wedding

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Midwest Winter Items.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Baptism Then and Now

"It was her mothers"

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"