Historical Themes Prints

"I've got the necessities: food, shelter, and a little black dress."

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

"Please stop implying you're my undercover boss."

'Titanic cocktail.' 'Where's the icecube?'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Shootout at the Soapy Canal

'I quit smoking and lopping off heads and I must admit, I feel one hundred percent better.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Jurassic Pork.'

Fist Bumper Cars

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Hippie on the moon

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

"Found meat is income."

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"Careful. This guy's packin' heat..."

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

Floating Dragon

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

Never forget to floss.

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

Nicolas 'The Croods' Cadge

Twang! This new stuff is okay, but I prefer classic rock music.

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

Spring Onion

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'