Historical Themed Humor Prints

'It was his last request. 'Once around the park'.'

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"...it's another metal detector."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

The Algonquin Round Table

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"But I only restarted it three minutes ago."

'This one is for not making a pre-emptive strike against anyone questioning our authority to make pre-emptive strikes.'

Jurassic Ark

Mistress Talking to Maid