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Church architecture / agnostic.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

The International and May Day Terrorism

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Cut!

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trump secret police

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

That's What Happens

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

After the Sentence

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'