Historical Reenactment Event Prints

"Meet the scribe"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Sundial Time

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Blue Dress and Feather

Warrior Woman

"Hipsters"

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"I'd say business was brisk."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Blue Dress

Sabrage!

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"I got probation."

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"I have to pee!"

How Romans give each other a high five...

"It's the battering classes"

The Use of Cavalry

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

Beware of the Dragon