Historical Journey Dreamers Prints

The Bavarians, scene 2.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

ET Mishap

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Home Sweet Home

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Brave explorers of the world"

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Yakety-Yak

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"FREEDOM!!!"

Progress?

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

Unicorn Joust

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

"Tales of the unicorns"

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

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Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Greek goddess

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.