Historical Journey Dreamers Pillows

The Bavarians, scene 2.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

ET Mishap

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"Brave explorers of the world"

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Yakety-Yak

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"FREEDOM!!!"

Progress?

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

"Tales of the unicorns"

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

Unicorn Joust

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

New around here?

Greek goddess

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.