Historical Irony Fan Mugs

Ingoldsby Legends - Impious Bishop Robert of Birchington

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'Soccer hooligans, majesty! Thousands of them! We're doomed!'

"Dad, where did you get the name Baldo?"

"Welcome to our land. Immigration check is this way. Please have your passport ready."

Made in China

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"Bonk!"

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

"Now who's being judgy?"

"The good news is everyone's on board. The bad news is the unicorns are gay."