Historical Homage Gifts

Titian

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Frederic Chopin

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Halo Frisbee.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

Abraham Lincoln

Charles I

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

Charades: Hitler?

Duke of Wellington

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

"Hey!! Look!!!"

'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

'We'll have a job finding another gardener as dedicated as old Tom.'

Tall major and small page boy

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Hannibal, what do you want from the empire? Stock options?'

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"