Historical Fantasist Pillows

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

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"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Saint Patrick

Leonard Nimoy

Otto von Bismarck

William Shakespeare

Teenage Shakespeare

War and Peace GIF

Four Horsemen.

'Let's rock!'

Jane Austen.

Centaur Driver

"Lovely weather for it."

A stranger calls to see me

Charles Darwin

The Man in the Iron Basque!

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."

"I can't live in a glen that has such a narrow definition of what it is to be elfin."

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Time Smoking a Picture.

David Cameron

"Do you know why I summoned you?"

Man's indomitable sense of adventure.

'Memoirs my arse!...It's all lies and you know it!'

'It stopped on the fortieth day. I win the pool.'

Liverpool's Philharmonics orchestra become the first to play below sea level by performing the Mersey Tunnel to mark its 60th anniversary.

Dear Diary, The bad news is that somebody around here jimmied open your lock and read your contents. The good news is that the contents are mainly fictional. The sound in the backyard of picks and shovels and a mad search for buried treasure is music to my ears.

'Eeewwww... Can't I swear on a good work of historical fiction, like 'The Grapes of Wrath, or Doctor Zhivago?''

Mr. Mantalini poisons himself for the seventh time

Cavewoman fantasy

"We checked your results. You are absolutely correct."