Historical Cartoon Aficionados Pillows

'Oh no! not 100,000 Persians again! How many of us?'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Horror movies

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Recalculating route..."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Your future looks charming.'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'Grrrr....'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.