Historical Cartoon Aficionados Gifts

'Oh no! not 100,000 Persians again! How many of us?'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Horror movies

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

The Pink Bantha

"Recalculating route..."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"Don't go in there!!"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

'Grrrr....'

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

The first case of resume padding.

'Your future looks charming.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'The penguin is upset...'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'