Historic Roles T-Shirts

'My wife hunts and I gather - want to make something of it?'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Why do they do that?"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

'No my husband wasn't there for the birth and I was only there 'cos I had to be!'

Crocodile Costume

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"Ahem."

"In principle we're happy with the trust idea...as long as it's properly monitored and regulated!"

'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

Caped Character

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

"Mom, Dad, I've been meaning to tell you for a while now...I feel like a 'gatherer' trapped in a 'hunter's' body."

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

The Climax - J'ai baise ta Bouche

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

"You always want to be the patient. Have you ever wondered what that says about you?"

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

"What makes you think I want to be a desperate housewife?"

"They have this arrangement. He earns the money and she takes care of the house."