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Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Bonk!"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

The Algonquin Round Table

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

The Enemy

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Fun on the pyramids

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

"No, now all of out pillaging is done electronically from a centralized office."