Hipster Vogue Prints

'Hip!'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Wifi in Hell

Joined at the hipster.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Emergency Hipster Beard

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Spontaneous Kombucha

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

The Organic

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'm your hip replacement."

Can I get you another coffee?

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Homing Beatnik