Hipster Lifestyle Champion Mugs

The Organic

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Spontaneous Kombucha

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"He's deliciously vintage."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

What your guitar says about you.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Artisanal Pottery

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

Hipster Coffee

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Baby clinging to beard

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."