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"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

What your guitar says about you.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I'm your hip replacement."

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

Baby clinging to beard

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"It's a fashion statement!"

"I don't want the burger on a trendy wooden platter, the egg on Welsh slate or, my fries in a terracotta pot - I want soup served in a sock!"

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"Hulk hate puny barista’s rosette pattern latte art!!"

Brooklyn.

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."