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Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Joined at the hipster.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Spontaneous Kombucha

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

A train's dining car is a diner.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Hipster Coffee

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

Handlebar Moustache Man

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."