Hipster Appreciator T-Shirts

"Weird. . . he just sits there drinking coffee."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Joined at the hipster.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Artisanal Pottery

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Hipster Coffee

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

Handlebar Moustache Man