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"Weird. . . he just sits there drinking coffee."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

A train's dining car is a diner.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Artisanal Pottery

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Hipster Coffee

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

Handlebar Moustache Man