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'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Jerry Lordan

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Planner at work.

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Brown Quixote de la Climate Change

Princess Anne

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

"Welcome Ruth!"

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

As a child Neil Armstrong watches a game of hopscotch.. "that's one small.."

"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

The Zealous Huntsman

A young boy walking in an old man's footsteps

Protecting Historic Landmarks

School crossing

'We're learning about the 1960's in history class - tell me all about the Summer of Love!'

"Super! Welcome to Ethnic Studies! Our first lesson...feeling proud of who you are!"

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"