Hippie Movement Mugs

'When did you die. . . '60s?'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Dog in Daisys

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Eco Princess

Joined at the hipster.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

The Organic

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Peas on Earth.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

Hippie on the moon

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Fred Philpot, Born 1944.

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"Thank you for your service."

Can I get you another coffee?

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."